Category: submission

We’re going to use the formula that we beat to…

We’re going to use the formula that we beat to death. In Tucson.

So, what are the units on this one? Corn Units…

So, what are the units on this one? Corn Units per centimeter.

That is a philosophical problem with calculus….

That is a philosophical problem with calculus. The better question is, why are you here, and why are you here with that attitude?

Do Fourier Integrals exist just to torment stu…

Do Fourier Integrals exist just to torment students? No, but that’s a worthy end in its own.

Ok, we’ve used m and n, p and q, s and t, i, j…

Ok, we’ve used m and n, p and q, s and t, i, j and k… l it is!

*draws a sphere on blackboard, adds fur, a hea…

*draws a sphere on blackboard, adds fur, a head, tail and legs* “…Topologically, it’s a cat.”

After you make the map, it’s too late to topol…

After you make the map, it’s too late to topologize.

The Witch of Agnesi. Is it Agnesi or AgNESi? L…

The Witch of Agnesi. Is it Agnesi or AgNESi? Like the Lock Ness Monster? The hump is Nessy coming out of the water.

I don’t want to do any math!

I don’t want to do any math!

Last time we did a lot of abstract nonsense. T…

Last time we did a lot of abstract nonsense. Today we are going to try and turn it into concrete nonsense.