Category: high school

Uhh…whatever, I’m bad at math.

Uhh…whatever, I’m bad at math.

Common denominators are like socialism.

Common denominators are like socialism.

“I won’t show you that because I hate doing the algebra”

““I won’t show you that because I hate doing the algebra””

Algebra teacher

“You have two nervous twitches when looking at complex numbers.”

“You have two nervous twitches when looking at complex numbers.”

Grade 12 Math HL teacher

“The nightmare goes on!”

“The nightmare goes on!”

My math teacher, every time we have to use again some stuff we thought we could just leave behind us and never talk about again

“You need to know your Unit Circle just as well as you know your name.”

“You need to know your Unit Circle just as well as you know your name.”

PreCalc Teacher

“Tastes just like dog food. I used to eat dog food. Sometimes I still do if I don’t have time to go…”

“Tastes just like dog food. I used to eat dog food. Sometimes I still do if I don’t have time to go to the store and buy snacks.”

AP Statistics Teacher on jelly beans 

“Marcus loves magnolia paint, OK? Don’t judge him!”

“Marcus loves magnolia paint, OK? Don’t judge him!”

Whilst discussing the cost of paint “these days”

My AP chemistry textbook’s optics chapter says energy has mass….

My AP chemistry textbook’s optics chapter says energy has mass. I was confused so I asked my AP calc teacher (he has a PhD in optics) what was going on. His response whah I showed him that I didn’t get the notes wrong via my snapchat of the book:

“What the fuck? No. Just… That’s just plain wrong! Go tell your chemistry teacher she can’t teach that. I’d do it myself but I’ve never met her and that would be rude.”