Category: general

Now do you want to work on the exam review pro…

Now do you want to work on the exam review problems in groups, or do you want me to do them in front of you on the board, like a trained seal?

In the presence of Riemann, there is no such t…

In the presence of Riemann, there is no such thing as time!

The lion, the fox, and the ass decide to go hu…

The lion, the fox, and the ass decide to go hunting in the woods. They find a big game and the ass decides to divide it up for them. The lion gets so angry he decides to eat the ass.

Radius-s.. Radiusise.. Radiusisusisi.. Radii??…

Radius-s.. Radiusise.. Radiusisusisi.. Radii?? Radiuseses? Radiuses. Yeah.

We can’t leave an f in radical in the denomina…

We can’t leave an f in radical in the denominator.

I’ll try anything once. I tried dividing by ze…

I’ll try anything once. I tried dividing by zero once. Never divide by zero.

Conversation

Student: but in the Feynman lectures…
Math Professor: Feynman was an idiot.

Think outside the Parallelepiped.

Think outside the Parallelepiped.

Conversation

Math Professor: Does that answer your question?
Student: No.
Professor: Well, let’s move on anyway.

Conversation

Student: There are no solutions.
Math Professor: No. The number of solutions equals zero.