Category: general

Think outside the Parallelepiped.

Think outside the Parallelepiped.

Conversation

Math Professor: Does that answer your question?
Student: No.
Professor: Well, let’s move on anyway.

Conversation

Student: There are no solutions.
Math Professor: No. The number of solutions equals zero.

If only all of life was as simple as the law o…

If only all of life was as simple as the law of sines!

Good idea. You wouldn’t want to get your test …

Good idea. You wouldn’t want to get your test wet. That’s what tears are for.

Eyes on the stars but feet on the ground

Eyes on the stars but feet on the ground

I don’t know about you, but 6 personally…

I don’t know about you, but 6 personally strikes me as greater than 2.

He was so proud of his joke, he gave himself a…

He was so proud of his joke, he gave himself a point. Then a student burned him, so he changed the score.

“And you can’t divide by zero, it’s in the Bible.”

“And you can’t divide by zero, it’s in the Bible.”

Foundations of Mathematics professor

“If you can find the proof, you’ll get a 4.0, publish something, and get a job.”

““If you can find the proof, you’ll get a 4.0, publish something, and get a job.””

Foundations of Mathematics Professor on conjectures