Category: differential equations

I don’t want to do any math!

I don’t want to do any math!

Why are you smiling?! Stop it! It makes me ner…

Why are you smiling?! Stop it! It makes me nervous. Maybe I should make the problem harder. I want my students to be terrified.

‘Through me the way into the suffering city, t…

‘Through me the way into the suffering city, through me the way into eternal pain,’ or something to that effect.

You all have forgotten more math than the aver…

You all have forgotten more math than the average American ever learns.

I tried to start a ‘God equals math’ cul…

I tried to start a ‘God equals math’ cult, but, uh, I didn’t find much interest.‬

As mathematicians, we know one of our first ru…

As mathematicians, we know one of our first rules is no math in public. We want people to think we know how to do it without having to show them we can do it.

A wiggle times a wiggle is always another wigg…

A wiggle times a wiggle is always another wiggle.

Interest rates are exponential, that’s why the…

Interest rates are exponential, that’s why the rich are getting richer. They’re also cheating on their taxes.

Since we’re doing things that make no se…

Since we’re doing things that make no sense whatsoever, there is no reason to stop.

We’ll leave that for the Numerics to fig…

We’ll leave that for the Numerics to figure out