Author: Math Professor Quotes

Partial differentiation – believe it! Think back to Mulder and Scully! I want to believe! Get in touch with your inner Fox Mulder!

Here’s a proof for you. It won’t be satisfying, but it will be quick.

I don’t know why, but I firmly believe that all prime numbers are blue.

If this doesn’t come out to be the determinant, you are about to hear a blood-curdling scream.

The universe is NOT like an onion.

Euclid is my hero.

I know you don’t like proofs, because they bother you. But a little bothering is okay.

Student: Are we really having a lecture after the midterm exam tomorrow?
Calculus professor: Yes. Why? Do you want to go home and cry instead?

I don’t want to define tangent right now, so I guess I’ll describe it like the Supreme Court defined porn: You’ll know it when you see it.

This problem’s making me hungry, it’s taking so much glucose from my brain.